Rex Parker Does the NYT Crossword Puzzle (2024)

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Word of the Day: NATTY ICE(36D: Low-cost lager from Anheuser-Busch, familiarly) —

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For a puzzle that was ultimately pretty easy, I had a Lot of initial wrong answers today. Some of them understandable, some of them (much) less so. I was writing them down on a notepad as I solved, so I have the strangest list here next to me. If future archaeologists ever found it, they'd be like "what the **** were these people up to!?" It reads as follows:

OMAHA

SYRUP

YA HEAR (ick!!!) [that "ick" was for the *correct* answer; more on that later]

JAMBOREES

LUNCH

Off to the side there's an "Ohio!" (reminding me to address the slur on that state's piety at 10D: Like Medina, Saudi Arabia, vis-à-vis Medina, Ohio) ("Hey, you don't know that, how dare you!" I said quietly to myself) (my wife and daughter are still, like normal people, asleep at 4:30am as I write this). Then down below I've written "PRINCE 🎵" to remind me to put this on the blog:

So, five out-and-out missteps. And yet this puzzle played pretty easy overall. Easy and delightful. The first answer that really made me perk up was DIRTY MIND, and then came the center stack, which is a real piece of work (no, I mean that unironically—I loved it). My only complaint is that it was way too easy to get through. I no-looked STAIRMASTER from pattern recognition alone (ST--RMA----). SCREAM QUEEN was a cinch, given what I had in place already—it's the answer that got me to change "YA HEAR!?" to "YA FEEL!?" (still feels bad...). GOES NUCLEAR might've taken a little more effort, but not much. A great stack that unfolded all in a rush, which made it read like the world's most bizarre headline: "STAIRMASTER SCREAM QUEEN GOES NUCLEAR!" (if she was already screaming on the Stairmaster, "Nuclear" must be pretty bad).

Moving on, I also loved the remaining marquee answers down below: MACGYVERS (as a verb!) and "I NEED A HUG" and "NO BACKSIES," the last of which absolutely saved my hide in the SE, which was (for me) the only tough (i.e. properly Saturday) portion of the grid. That SE corner just ground me down (comparatively). I don't drink beer, and I really don't drink convenience store beer, so NATTY ICE, yikes. I had heard of the NATTY part, so that went in OK, but the last three letters, nope. Also nope: STAR as a verb (43A: Mark as important, in a way). And the idea that "8-8-1" was supposed to represent a win-loss record (i.e. 8 wins, 8 losses, 1 TIE). Sports woes continued with my not really knowing or caring that the RAIDERS (of the NFL) had moved to Las Vegas, and thus thinking that "Eleven" must refer to a dice roll (though I did think "shouldn't there be a comma after "Eleven" if it's a dice roll...?") (38D: Eleven in Las Vegas). Eleven players on a side in football, that's what that "Eleven" means. Forgot the river through Glasgow for a bit before the "C" and "Y" finally jogged it loose (CLYDE). The only time I ever think about the LSAT is when crosswords force me, and I forgot the top score was 180, so even that little answer held me up (54D: Something that's good to do a 180 on?). And LOL at the idea that I know any of the character names on This Is Us (network TV character names being among the least appealing of pop culture clues). Would much have preferred the Hardy heroine or the titular Shirley MacLaine role or really any other TESS (esp. in a puzzle already crowded with TV stuff: HBO DRAMAS and SQUID GAME and what not). So I had NATTY- and REESE'S and not a lot else down there in the SE. But then "NO BACKSIES" slid in and saved my backside. Did I NEED A HUG? I did not. I was fine. Moved over to the SW and finished the puzzle off with next-to-no effort, the end.

More:

• 11D: So-called "king of the Egyptian gods" (AMON-RA)— if the puzzle is too (TV) show-y, it's also a bit too Egyptiany, I think. AMON-RAand OSIRIS!? (39D: God slain by his brother, then resurrected by his wife). Who's paying the NYT for this kind of exposure? Big Egyptology, no doubt. Anyway, that "O" inAMON-RAcan also be an "E" or a "U" (yes, all valid spellings of this dude), so let's just hope you know your Indian menu words (18A: Potatoes, in Indian cuisine = ALOO)
• 62A: Toaster's opening ("HERE'S...") — as in "HERE'Sto my stupid brother, whose marriage to Lisa here is in no way ill-advised! Salud!"
• 25A: Some skintight clothing (SHAPERS) — maybe the hardest answer for me in the top half of the grid. After SPANX and SPEEDO I didn't have anything left in my skintight "S"-word arsenal. I am more familiar with the term "SHAPEWEAR" than I am withSHAPERS, but I assume it's valid.
• 1A: Ireland's second-best-selling musical act after U2 (ENYA)— if I ever saw a bigger gimme at 1-Across on a Saturday, I'm not sure when that was. Four letters + Ireland + music should trigger yourENYAreflex immediately. It's doubtful you'd even attempt a Saturday if that reflex were not already well developed and lightning-fast. I've been listening to her first album a lot lately and I love it, partly because it's just a nice atmospheric thing to have on in the house during Drinks hour (5-6pm, ritually), but also because the cover (front and back) features two adorable babies:

[Babies!]

See you next time.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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